December 2011
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via innocenthearts)
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“I want people to be there, I just don’t want to have to interact with them.”
– (via overheardattherecordstore)
Excuse me while
ingalacornicum:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
dont-be-a-whorecrux:
Watchyoungcarl:
neennz:
darren-is-a-hot-girl:
openyoureyesthenightmareisreal:
personalityshit:
my jam
didnt even make it 30 seconds in and had to reblog
oh my fucking everything
pussy pussy pussy marijuana marijuana
Always reblog
“It was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and...”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via cityyandcolour)
Watchinternetexplorergangordie:
nuggits2:
oh my god WHAT
what
hey internet
CASUAL SADIST: SOPA Emergency IP list →
underwatermess:
So when these assfucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media …
The art of trolling
piercetheely:
All of these are fucking genius.
