HGROCKEDNIKE
Orange County | California Florida
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So the short story is there was an American UFO cult based in San Diego, California and on March 26, 1997 the thirty-eight Heaven’s Gate members (men, woman and children) were found dead from a mass suicide. Authorities found the dead lying neatly in their own bunk beds, faces and torsos covered by a square, purple cloth. Each member carried a five dollar bill and three quarters in their pockets. All 39 were dressed in identical blue shirts and sweat pants and brand new blue-and-white Nikes.
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-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
This shit is ananas.
(Source: cl0udchaser)
